Funny Spanish Accent

Greetings for all at the Fellowship of the CPE,

Since I had promised our dearest teacher I would post something, I logged in, spent some minutes staring at an eager blinking cursor -which was probably wondering why in the world I was taking so long to just key something in - in my head: Blank!

Browsed through some new interesting topics on the news - Nada!

So, no sooner had I opened my hotmail account than I came across an e-mail which an American friend of mine had sent me. I remember that I laughed a lot when I first read it and I hope you do too.

She remarked that it must be read aloud having in mind your best Mexican accent, or someone whose mother-tongue is Spanish. You must imagine someone with strong Spanish accent! Here it goes:

1.Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies:
'Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.'.

2. Mushroom
' When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.'

3. Shoulder
'My Tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.'

4. TEXAS
'My girl always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! '

5. Herpes
' Me and my girl ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.'

6. July
'Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! Ju didn't go to any store!'

7.Rectum
'I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!'

8. What Is
'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'

9.Chicken
'I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.'

10.Wheelchair
'We only have one empanada left but don't worry wheelchair '

11.Chicken wing
'My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing'

12. Body wash
'I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids '


Denis - CPE mornings